Nah, just kidding. I understand what you’re saying, and I do get like that. Sometimes it’s a bit much. Especially when there are lots of things going on. It’s good to take a step back. Stuff ebbs and flows. Passion is fickle. But don’t leave us entirely!! 🙂 I miss chatting with you. <333
Edited to add: The 50th anniversary has been rather underwhelming. But I suppose there’s not much more than can be unearthed.
I think he’s just making it up as he goes lol. I don’t know of an alternate version, and I don’t believe I’ve ever heard him ad libbing on SIBLY quite like that any other time. Makes me smile bc it’s Natalie’s Robert, and I like to think he’s doing it for her haha. (Yes, I’m not right.) He messes up the lyrics in WIAWSNB, too. I also attribute that to Nat. 😀 Ahh, the mind of the crazy fic writer. It’s an amazingly good show. Robert in his prime! <333
(excerpt from the Journal of Cockological Studies-Volume 69, page 821)
I had the distinct honor of assisting my colleague @wholelottaplant in the groundbreaking discovery of the Face to Dick (F2D) ratio which enabled her once and for all to calculate the exact size of Robert’s legendary lemons.
I was able to visit the Estonian Institute of Cockology where I caught up with Professor @wholelottaplant , who has been presenting her findings at various conferences around the world. She won the coveted Moby Dick Prize this past October for Greatest Advancement in the field of Cockology. The Professor explained the details of her study over a cup of coffee in the laboratory cafeteria. Her reasoning was clear, concise and insightful.
In this exclusive interview I bring to you her step by step approach to problemsolving. We are thus able to follow along with the inner workings of a brilliant mathematical mind.
It began with this picture:
and with the known value which was Roberts height: 186cm (from the foot to the top of his face, adjusted for his slumping). She then found the ratio between his height and his hand to be 0.0651. Using that ratio, she calculated the control, which was that his hand was 21.5054 cm. Then, using other references she calculated his face was 23.0415 cm long.
The ratio between the length of his face and his “little Robert Anthony” from base to tip was 0.8666. Using that ratio and the fact that his face is 23.0415 cm long, she discovered that Roberts dick is 26.586346 cm, which is the equivalent of 10.46706 inches.
Yes, my friends. 10.5 inches is a whole lotta love and the proof is irrefutable.
Volume 69, page 821? It took you that long? 😀 Shout out to the moby dick prize. Unparalleled research. Eye thank yew! ❤
