Another stellar show – Copenhagen, May 3, 1971. Robert’s voice. Damn. And what fkn ovaries they had – playing a bunch of new shit from LZ 4 that was months away from being released. They knew they were the best. A must listen.
The collaboration between Estonian and American researchers at the International Institute of Cockology has yielded phenomenal results
The team has just confirmed the existence of the H2D ratio! Long thought of as only a theoretical construct, the H2D has now been quantified thanks to the brilliant work of our distinguished colleague @wholelottaplant.
You are all by now familiar with the H2D theory first proposed by @lovedyouwild, @waywaydowninside and @callmethehunter. They theorized there was a direct relationship between Roberts hand and bulge size
Roberts hand is approximately 21 cm, or 8.27’’ long
By this estimate 8.27*1.5= 12.405’’ of Moby Dick length, so if we were to take the groupies’ word as truth and say that he’s packing about 10’’, that would make the H2D ratio about 1.21 as 10/8.27=1.209189.
So basically if you’ve concluded that his hand is smaller than his bulge, we can say with absolutecertainty that the absolute MINIMUM value of dick length is 8.27“. And I repeat that is the absolute bare minimum. (Not too shabby) 🙂
Furthermore Roberts hand is indeed larger than the average at 21.5054 cm whereas the average for a man of his height is only 21 cm. So the H2D ratio is valid! We can say with all certainty that Roberts cock is at the veryleast 8.27” long.
A 2nd research question was posed by @callmethehunter. Whether we could surmise Roberts dick size from her predictions that his waist size would be approximately 36 inches.
The Following reasoning is quoted directly from the revered research notebooks of @wholelottaplant :
“Okay, so I did some digging. I found a website that details one of his tracksuits from a ‘77 tour that lists the measurements. Going by those measurements, his hips are approximately 18 inches across, which is spot on with what you said (36 inch waist). That would mean that if he tucked his junk at a 90 degree angle, parallel to the waistband of his pants, and was fully erect, he would only have 9 inches of latitude. That’s why, I imagine, he tucks his root at a 45 degree angle like so, because he simply doesn’t have the room to position it otherwise.”
Post Script: Not satisfied to stop with just a minimum value, researchers at the prestigious Estonian Institute worked tirelessly to discover a DEFINITIVE formula. Now known simply as the F2Dratio, a more precise formula for the true size of those legendary lemons. It will be discussed in the next journal of cockology which will be published in a few hours.
Thanks to the brilliant mathematical work of @wholelottaplant 👌🏽 🍋
THIS is why I’m here. Groundbreaking work. Fantastic job, ladies. 😁😈💖
